The 1st time someone called me weird I was in 3rd grade walking down the hall wearing a silver puffy vest because I wanted to be like Zenon. 

Nothing really has changed since then.


Hi, I'm KP !

Thinker of all things random and relevant. Since I was a little one I have enjoyed telling stories and making people laugh. I can be found talking about Star Wars too much and racing random people next to me on the treadmill. 


If I am not eating tacos or thinking about them (which is rare), I am learning and exploring new music, writing stand up comedy, making beats, or plotting what my future tiny house will look like. 



Ways To Get At Me

hello.kpthomas@gmail.com  |  540.288.7887


Surprise Edition



I won my first pitch at the age of 8. I gave a powerpoint presentation to my parents as to why we should download Limewire. Shortly after the download was complete, my computer crashed.

If I am not listening to music, I am probably humming a song in my head.I have a playlist for just about everything from cooking to pump up playlist before a pitch. Below is a playlist of some of my go to songs!